Ah, yes. The goddamn television. Flickering, screaming, spewing out bile like a coked-up demon in a polyester suit. And here I am, barely holding onto reality, half a bottle of Wild Turkey down, nostrils raw and burning like the devil’s own furnace. The screen flickers. Two women. Talking heads on Continue Reading
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The Great American Grease Fire
Trump took the podium like a bloated circus barker, riding high on the fumes of his own bombast, delivering a 100-minute ramble that stretched the limits of human endurance. A record-breaker, they said—the longest presidential address in history. By the end, the walls seemed to sag, and the audience had Continue Reading
Zelensky’s Doomed Gamble in the Russian Meat Grinder
The fuse has been sizzling quietly, unnoticed by most of the world—but now, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s brazen, reckless plunge into Russia’s Kursk region is about to explode spectacularly in his own face, showering flaming wreckage across the geopolitical landscape. Thousands of his soldiers—poor bastards—are suddenly teetering on the edge Continue Reading
Trump Rallies Republicans as Government Shutdown Looms
Washington moves in cycles, and this cycle—like so many before it—brings with it the threat of a government shutdown. The deadline is March 14. The bill is 99 pages long. The former president, ever the general in exile, steps onto his chosen battlefield—Truth Social—and issues the call: vote for the Continue Reading
The System is Losing
The machine is breaking down. The great, grinding, oil-spitting monster of control—media, politics, bureaucracy—is seizing up, choking on its own exhaust. Trump is moving too fast, faster than the headlines, faster than the suits in Washington, faster than the polished Ivy League operators who spent their whole lives learning how Continue Reading
The Spies Who Became the News
The television was on. The voices came through the screen. The same men. The same lies. They were old now. They had gray hair and soft hands. They did not run missions anymore. They did not hide in the dark. They sat under studio lights, in air-conditioned rooms, drinking coffee Continue Reading